Showing posts with label Bite Me!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bite Me!. Show all posts

Saturday, September 19, 2026

73 & Counting ...

I can assure you I don't feel a day over 83.
And I'd like to thank all for the sincere good wishes, presents, surprise party & so forth. It's so wonderful to have friends! (Who will cheerfully call the fucking police on me because I was righteously angry. W/ friends like that ...)

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Sunday, August 9, 2026

Still Beat

And dead inside.
It's certainly a world of shit & pain, & needs to be completely refurbished, by force. How else?

Sunday, July 26, 2026

Dry Heat

Temperature & humidity in the bunker earlier.
Currently 58% humidity, 86°F (30°C). Don't make me no never mind. Haven't broken a sweat or broken out the fan yet. If you can't take the heat ...

Angry? Absolutely
Bitter? Better Believe It!

Gone like a puff of smoke.

Monday, June 22, 2026

The Angry Tea Kettle

Think it's funny? Wait'll it explodes all over you incompetent shitheels who make my life even more miserable!!!!

Saturday, June 20, 2026

Damnit, No Obligatory Daily Item Scheduled!

Current project: Digging a shallow grave in the desert that's nonetheless wide enough for eight billion corpses.

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Screw You, Jerk!

Here's a new one denying you something:
Video unavailableYou've found a private video made just for the artist's top fans.
Well la-di-fuckin' dah! Here's something you are allowed to listen to, the first good number that YouTube recommended after denying me "Dhafer Youssef - Bal d'âme (Street of Minarets) Live at Dougga International Festival - 2023." Eff you, Dhafer. How you think you're going to get "top fans" if no one can hear your stuff? Idiot!
P.S.: Bal d'âme trsnslates as "Dance of the Soul", not "(Street of Minarets)".

Monday, June 8, 2026

Clarification

O.K., this is a Brit Rail layout, but in Thailand, explaining the giant centipede, which is dying from regular fumigation.
A bite from a giant centipede is incredibly painful and requires medical attention; whilst we do all we can to preserve all insects in the shed, sometimes there are casualties.
Only insects that have visited my layout are small spiders, & I do blow them away, but w/ breath, not spray.

Sunday, June 7, 2026

Sayonara (さようなら), Spencer

Spencer Takes A Pratt-Fall

Los Angeles Times:
Nithya Raman surges past Spencer Pratt in L.A. mayor's race, closing in on runoff with Karen Bass  —  Los Angeles City Councilmember Nithya Raman surged past reality television personality Spencer Pratt in the city's mayoral primary election Sunday, capping off a five-day turnaround after she fell behind to Pratt on election night.
Scott Bland / NBC News:   Nithya Raman leaps past Spencer Pratt in tight, unresolved race to make L.A. mayoral runoff
Voted for Raman; this makes me feel slightly better. Screw every two-bit Nazi Republican who voted for Pratt. Real piece of work; for what exactly is he qualified? "Reality Show" performers are would-be actors who can't act but are obnoxious jerks. America loves obnoxious jerks. Seen the "President"?

Previously on Web of Evil (& Ennui), Spence sez: "'They' are raping the dogs!!" And that HYDROXYCUT® crap didn't do much for that pudgy face, did it? They must've dumped his useless fat ass & then he decided on running for Mayor as his next scam. That anyone voted for this show biz puke is a complete & absolute condemnation of the species Homo sapiens.

Monday, May 25, 2026

Miserable Memorial Monday Musicale

Remember, "Happy Memorial Day" is not what should be expressed today, simple American buffoons. Tain't "Merry Xmas" here. Think about those who died, & what you're doing w/ the "freedoms" (to produce & consume, sheep) they supposedly gave you. Ten Bears posted this number earlier, 'though not this video version.Personal fave:
And that concludes our exceptionally narrow narrowcast for the day, as I've better things to do than post drivel for an audience of me. Like curl up in a ball & whimper.

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Another Real Threat

I am so fucking tired of being lied to & cheated every instant of my existence in this world of shit, pain & lying cheats you fucking imbeciles have made for yourselves. What is wrong w/ all of you? Why are you all such cheating liars?

That's Yankee Dabbler, by the way. Fuck them to the theological place of eternal damnation for all eternity.

Sunday, May 17, 2026

No Rest For The Weary

The Cross, The Flag & The Star
Sunday is not a day of rest for me, as I continue to hate all earthling scum 24 hrs. a day, seven days a wk., 52 wks. a yr.