Monday, May 20, 2013

TORNADOES PROVE GAWD HATES HICKS IN FLYOVER COUNTRY!!!!!

Haven't been paying much attention, but there's certainly a lot of hysteria on the telly. Maybe Oklahomans shouldn't be messing w/ Gawd's chosen people. Or the United Nations. Which means Missouri is really due for some punishment.

We'll take earthquakes any day. As long as you're out of the bldg. away from falling glass (& the earth doesn't open under your feet) you're good. But when you can't trust the air ...

4 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Maybe they should start sacrificing to Moloch.

paleotectonics said...

Moving air I like.

The cows in it not so much.

Aunt Snow said...

I grew up in tornado country. I'll take earthquakes any day.

Substance McGravitas said...

But when you can't trust the air ...

Does my ass look fat? Look close.

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.