Presidential Penis Proportions

Between diabetes, age, existential numbness & boredom & utter contempt for the species that surrounds me (misanthropy, not mere misogyny, ladies) I'm on a higher plane (That is so high I can't explain.) as far as the S-E-X goes, but no sooner had I left a comment on the Bastard's Biden boner item linking to a previous penis item here than this popped up appeared in the news feed.

DOZENS OF MEN SHOWED UP TO MARCH IN SOLIDARITY FOR SHORT PENISES IN DTLA’S ‘SMALL DONG MARCH’

Get your minds out of the gutter, Republicans! You've been forcing this kind of thing down our throats since all the squawking about former Pres. Clinton's personal life.