A Reason To Live

So dulled out of late we were contemplating digging up our stash of plutonium, splitting it down the middle & smooshing the halves together very, very quickly. Not to worry, 'though. We'll hang on until Monday, when the downtown HOOTERS opens.

Looks like a fucking dump to us.

A press release sent out by the chain this week touts a 100,000 wing giveaway that will offer the first 100 people who arrive at 11am on Monday free wings for a year. The same deal will apply for the first 100 to arrive on Friday, July 15, at 3pm for AM570 KLAC's "Christmas in July" party.

The juggernaut of downtown cultural renaissance will not stop w/ a mere HOOTERS:

Hooters will be joined later in the year by Knights Restaurant, an eatery offering a knights and maidens dining experience ala [sic] Medieval Times.

No surprise in the opening days of the second feudal age.

Added HOOTING (2151PDT 8 July 2011) via ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©:Let Freedom Wing!