Friday, July 8, 2011

Betty Ford Dies At 93

Per the tee vee.

Congrats to the dancer for popularizing breast cancer & drug addiction to a nation of Puritan assholes.

UPDATE (1843 8 July 2011):
Breaking News Alert The New York Times Friday, July 8, 2011 -- 9:12 PM EDT
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Betty Ford Dies at 93

Betty Ford, the outspoken wife of President Gerald R. Ford who overcame alcoholism and an addiction to pills and helped found one of the most famous rehabilitation centers in the nation, has died at 93, according to a statement from Nancy Reagan.
Wait, Nancy Reagan is now the go-to gal for morbidity info.? Did we miss a memo?

4 comments:

Oakley Sunglasses said...

she was a very classy and wonderful 1st lady...she showed that all that glitters is not gold....may she rest in peace!

M. Bouffant said...

All That Glitters In-fucking-deed Editor:

Jesus fucking goddamn Christ, what a crass & disgusting display of greed & commercialism. Take some of your cheap-ass made-in-Hell-by-slave-labor shades & stick 'em up your ass, you pig.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

See the appeasement in the System!!!!

Back in the day, M.B. would have told this spammer off properly.

He's sold out, people!!!!!!!!
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Hamish Mack said...

The fire has gone out in him, Thunder. Inevitable once people get successful, as you well know...