Sunday, July 17, 2011

If Only


I'm stuck in traffic on the 2 freeway, two days now on the bridge over the Los Angeles River. Carmageddon. Drivers have given up and abandoned their vehicles, roving gangs are robbing and killing, I haven't seen a highway patrol officer in days. All I can hear is gunfire, wailing and illegal aliens. All I can see are the smoldering ruins of a dead civilization. Situation desperate. Running out of food, water and air. Can someone send help?

Just don't take the 405.

(Via e-mail.)


Larkspur said...

Um, pix or it didn't happen?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I saw this movie.

Next, the zombies show up and start eating brains.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Sounds like Spengler Dampniche's book.

Glennis said...

Yeah, what a bust. As someone who lives alongside the next road through the mountains west of the 405, we thougth we'd be inundated with traffic. But I gotta say we had no problem turning left onto the blvd. on Saturday afternoon, driving into the village, and enjoying margaritas at Abuelita's restaurant, followed by a trip to the market and a return home.

They say the beaches were empty.

M. Bouffant said...

Bunkered Down Editor Notes:

It isn't as if we're having a heat wave, beach going-wise.