Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Migraine In The Membrane

Leftist media smears Michele Bachmann:
Sources who spoke to The Daily Caller said they did so because they are terrified about the impact the condition could have on Bachmann’s performance if she actually became president. They also worry that the issue could blow up in the general election campaign, giving President Obama an easy path to re-election.

“It’s a careful choice of words I used: ‘incapacitated,’” the adviser says.

“As president, when she’s in crisis management mode, is she going to have the physical ability to withstand the most difficult challenges facing America?” the former aide asks.

TheDC agreed to provide the sources anonymity because they were providing information only a select group of people could know, at great professional risk.

Two sources independently provided detailed accounts of Bachmann’s condition. A third source confirmed that Bachmann frequently suffers from headache episodes.
Oh, sorry, it was the intrepid staff of The Daily Caller.

Which, perhaps, should be taken w/ a grain of salt.

Although this could lead to some tension headaches.
Shopping help comes from another quarter, as well. Before Vice President Dick Cheney's visit this past summer, Bachmann's husband, Marcus, hit the stores -- "he's got a good sense of style" -- and came home with "a sleek, simple hourglass dress with a yoke collar in winter white." He even bought a matching coat and shoes. "I just slipped it on."
Above via:
I feel like plenty of Republican voters can relate to hoping Jesus comes back real soon, but how many GOP husbands out there would be able to buy their wives full outfits -- that match and fit properly -- on anything resembling short notice?
Maybe it is the heels:
To staff, Bachmann has implausibly blamed the headaches on uncomfortable high-heel shoes, but those who have worked closely with her cite stress, a busy schedule and anything going badly for Bachmann as causes.
"Since I was a little girl, I either wore my mother's high heels or aspired to wear high heels," she said a few days later by cell phone while being driven to a postelection appearance on "Almanac," a public affairs TV show. Tune in, she said, to see a good example of her style.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm going to recycle my comment from last night:

I can think of many things that disqualify One L from being President before getting to migraines.

For instance, being completely delusional.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Case in point.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

she certainly does have episodes.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Case in point.

*slaps forehead*

w/v is "chrong" I don't know what it means, but I bet it's cool

M. Bouffant said...

Since You Asked Editor Answers:

A "chrong" is a chrome-plated schlong, or dong, or prong, even.

The plating does keep it cool.

Unknown said...

Batshit Bachmann has hired and lost over a dozen advisers and admin staff, just within the last few years..many of whom were privy to lots of personal info and know she's a sandwich short of a picnic. It would only take one to snitch that bitch out.