At this point we are just about to hitchhike to Mountain View (a shithole in the '60s that we doubt Google has improved in any appreciable way) & cause Google some pain. Yes that's a threat. We are sick & tired of being powerless (Not a good position in which to have put us, society, but you'll pay!) in the face of assholes, corporations & the like, so here comes M.B. w/ some Drāno® bombs, Google bitchezz!
We hadn't known about Drāno® bombs until recently, & have already been advised not to fuck w/ them; unless this is hysteria, the advice may be correct.
Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No ﬁngers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.One question: Aluminum foil or tin foil? Or is tin foil incorrect & generic for Reynold's Wrap®? Or does either work? More damn research needed. Either way, we're happy to discover a new way to equalize disparities in power & bomb-building money. (How the hell are we supposed to buy a ton or more of ammonium nitrate?)
What will Google do? Hire people for a legitimate help desk? Pull their heads from their asses, realize what the fuck is going on, & do something about it? There's no indication in the corporation's history that it would ever do anything like that; more likely they'd just shut it down, Reader-style. (Or call the F.B.I. & bitch about us. We're the one w/ the legitimate complaint, yet one can guess whose side the Federal pigs would be on, even if Google won't pay taxes to the Federal pigs.)
Added: Fuck Google again. Look at this shit. No jury would convict us if we did manage to burn down their whole fucking operation & killed every last one of them. (Not that we'd be taken alive, & not that we'd give a shit were we convicted. We remind one & all that we have no future & nothing to lose, ["Nothing left to life but a pair of glassy eyes"]& would as soon be remembered as a martyr than not be remembered at all.)
Are the NSA or whoever the fuck so stupid that they've told their robots to notice phrases such as THIS IS A TERRORIST THREAT!!!!! while they are reading everybody's e-mail, snooping around on the Internet & generally violating the First Amendment rights of all Americans? Maybe we'll find out.
P.S.: Fingers crossed & knock on wood, drag & drop problem seems to have cleared up as we typed this, which only suggests that the creepy math jerks of Google are monitoring us 24/7. Fuck you all again, nerd assholes. W/ a splintered broomstick.
P.P.S.: Nope, typed too soon. Preview still MAKES US WAIT!!! & we remain righteously angered & ready to kill & destroy.
We'd like to see Brin, Page & Schmidt's pindicks run right through these very gears. The actual size shown here seems fitting for their shriveled math-boy peckers.
And we notice that Google chickened out & went for patriotic bullshit for Memorial Day so drooling reactionaries wouldn't have shit fits.
|Tie a yellow fucking ribbon around your pin-dicks, ass-holes.|
What a post script. We only intended to seek advice, but we have issues w/ Google, don't we? As everyone should.
PAY YOUR TAXES, GOOGLE! (You might not want to play into certain stereotypes about Jewish people, you cheap fucking bastards.)
Oh, by the way: Drag & drop has stopped working again.