There's plenty of outrage right fucking here. We are absolutely outraged by Ross Douchehat of the liberal Douche York Times.
One, it's outrageous that anyone idiotic enough to swap one Christian religion for another is in the pages of The NYT for anything beyond a report on his arrest on child molestation charges. If someone thinks the religion shoved down his throat (if you know what we mean) by his idiot parents is bullshit, but the Whore of Babylon R.C.C. has the "truth," that person probably isn't qualified to drive Thomas Friedman's imaginary taxi. (Please, when can we start sterilizing the morons? This reporter has suffered them for almost 60 yrs. of agony, let's end their reign of terror.)
Two, it is outrageous that anyone has any interest in what a chin-bearded wad like Douche-o has to type about any subject. And if the subject is inane bourgeois crap like worrying about where people meet the people from whom they'll be getting divorced w/in yrs. (or mos.) of the waste of money that is a middle-class wedding ceremony, we're outraged & nauseated.
Sweet fucking Jesus, is the prematurely balding Douthat our maternal grandmother, a horrid person (Really, we don't know how we turned out so well. Every one of our ancestors & relatives were colossal shitheads &/or assholes.) who was born just about 130 yrs. ago? Because she's the sort of person who would give fuck one about where people meet their spouses (We know we don't give a damn; why should anybody?) what this means for society (Nothing is what it means, fools. Contemporary Yankee society is not founded or based on the family, let alone the recently developed nuclear family, it's based on the whims & desires of the wealthy & the corporations*.) & on & on, bull w/o end, a-fucking-men.
In other words, Ross Douthat is a balding 130-yr. old woman w/ a chin beard. Quite the fucking curiosity, but that's no reason to pay the slightest attention to anything that escapes from above his chin-beard.
*Although the family, as a straight-up fascist institution, has many similarities w/ corporations. Assholes telling innocent children to "do their chores" or they won't eat & so on leads directly to shoving people of ethnic groups other than one's own into boxcars headed to the east. As TBogg puts it: You could look it up.
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