Sunday, July 28, 2013

Three Faces Of Evil

Groundswell ground rules:
Growth needs to be strategic; it should be made up of senior level people willing to collaborate. It is important to keep a balance of social conservatives, national security conservatives, and constitutional conservatives. Outreach has occurred to incorporate groups with extensive reach: Heritage, Heritage Action, FreedomWorks, AFP [Americans for Prosperity], FRC [Family Research Council] and the NRA, among others…Our country is in peril. This is a critical moment needing critical leadership. We want to protect the strategic collaboration occurring at Groundswell and build on it. Please be careful about bringing guests and clear them ahead of time.
Nothing says groundswelling & grass roots like "senior level people," guest-clearing & Virginia Thomas w/ Lady Liberty headwear.
(Rex Curry/Zuma)

INTELLIGENCE BULLETPOINTS

It's made very clear in the captured documents:
All of conservatism is divided into three parts.
  • Theocratic panty-sniffers &/or homophobic closet cases ("social conservatives")
  • War profiteers, those afraid to be seen as weak, ("national security conservatives")
  • People still angry that great3-grandpappy lost the war & all his slaves united w/ glibertarians in hating government ("constitutional conservatives")
Added tidbit:
The Groundswellers feel that they too often lose the political narrative to their progressive rivals. One memo that circulated among members declared, "We must reclaim the language and put 'a face' on our messages; tell stories. Write articles on 4th grade level!"

3 comments:

Weird Dave said...

w/ cheap plastic Lady Liberty headwear.

Write articles on 4th grade level!

Oh? An improvement in vocabulary.

OBS said...

Write articles on 4th grade level!

Oh? An improvement in vocabulary.


Yeah, that jumped out at me too. They're going to need to hire some consultants to help them out.

Asleep at the wheel said...

Google image search brought me here from the future, anybody still alive?