End Of Your Species Inching Closer

Godfrey Daniel, there are several hundred reasons these two couldn't conceive on their own; do they never look in mirrors?*

Note also that as soon as the little non-mutant was born
these walking lard repositories started abusing him w/ a bow-tie.

Seriously, if those two were unable to breed as nature intended, we could almost start to believe in a gawd.

---

*If they're vampires & mirror-invisible, how much blood do they drink?