Sunday, July 7, 2013

Carpetbagging & Nepotism Report

Liz "Daddy Issues" Cheney is turning the bullshit up to 11.5 in a naked power grab in the state her paranoid un-dead father & equally paranoid & weird mother hail from.
Liz Cheney, who grew up in McLean and moved her family to the Jackson Hole area last year, is eager to establish her Cowboy State credentials, peppering social media sites with photos of her children’s horse-riding competitions and descriptions of Wyoming as “God’s Country.”
She certainly holds Wyoming's common clay of the new West in high esteem. And if they fall for her shit they'll have proved themselves to be, you know, morons.
Ms. Cheney, the mother of five school-age children, has become ubiquitous, appearing many times in communities over 300 miles from home. She has told associates that if she runs, she wants to do so in her own right.
She going to start using her husband's name & let her hair return to the color Gawd intended it to be?

Seriously, when do we start killing the aristocrats? What's left of the United Snakes we once knew won't survive another generation of fucked uppsychologically damaged people whose daddy issues give them a taste for fascist brutality. And Liz is a freaking female George W. Bush, showing daddy something, & all by herself. (Imagine Liz & her daddy Dick at a Purity Ball. Icky! Ha ha, made you think of Liz & Dick at a Purity Ball.)

W. w/ a tinge of Willard M. Romney: No friends, just "associates," & the same issues w/ ancestors (What is the deal w/ that? Freud would've had a field day w/ these sickos & their parents.) that afflict this generation of Republicans. No doubt pimping for permanent war & torturing her Romney-style family of five has kept her from forming any relationships that don't further her career in gov't. & wing-nut welfare.
Driving long distances in a state where towns can be 70 miles apart is not unusual for residents here, but few of them so frequently post Twitter or Facebook messages about their activities. Last month, Ms. Cheney shared a picture on Twitter of her daughter steering a horse around a barrel course.

If Ms. Cheney feels the need to blend in with the locals, it may be because of the carpetbagging charges her father faced when he moved back here from Washington in 1977 after working for President Gerald R. Ford.
In conclusion, it just wouldn't be a story about Republican politics w/o the "bullying & intimidation" the Grotesque Oddity Party is always projecting onto "the left."
“It wouldn’t go over well here if she stepped over him,” the woman said. “She just moved back here, she didn’t even grow up here, and I don’t think she could beat him.”

But seeing a reporter jot down her remarks, the woman pleaded that her name not be published because she did not want to offend the Cheneys.
Who's intimidating whom here?

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Let them eat each other.
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Glennis said...

Carpetbagging is a proud Cheney family tradition.

Liz Cheney - like Sarah Palin without the charisma.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

If Wyoming is God's country, why is the Devil's Tower there?

Does the Devil sublet the tower?

Weird Dave said...

I've been to Yellowstone.

I like that God.