For fuck's sake, we have our very own freakin' web log, yet we've resisted every urge we've had to run pictures of our love muscle, clothed or nekkid, throbbing or not. We'll admit we've been thinking of running a few tasteful line drawings of the love hammer, but we'll have to see.
*The next person who has done something awful (or, for that matter, done anything, period) & then stated that he or she wants to or has "put this behind us" should be taken out & have something put in their behind, by which we mean something large & spiky should be inserted in his/her rectum. And rotated.
Bonus from the Self-Administered Head-Candling Dep't.: Remembering the item just below, we're quite interested in torture as punishment recently. Wonder what brought that on. And how do we feel about that?
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It's apparently National Hot Dog Day, so any Weiner weiner picks are appropriate.
For fuck's sake, we have our very own freakin' web log, yet we've resisted every urge we've had to run pictures of our love muscle
Why?
I send pictures of my junk to Nigerian spammers and various phishermen.
I don't see the downside...
Sexting Editor:
Just kidding. Never had the urge.
We did think of a shot of our calves in compression stockings w/ the notation "Throbbing veins underneath." Seemed like too much trouble.
Hey, we have a Johnsonville® Beddar w/ Cheddar left for Hot Dog Day!
And don't give us ideas about replying to spammers. It's bad enough when we respond to unsolicited but semi-legit e-mail. Some of those people are as foul-fingered as we are.
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