Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Turning The Other Other Cheek

Here's a funny:

we have a tragedy, we have a gun, and now we have yet another opportunity to push an agenda meant to strip Americans of their God-given Second Amendment rights.

Yes, bitter failure John Nolte would like the cretins who read his crap to think that Second Amendment rights are "God-given." Because it's right there in the Bible, in the Book of Smith & Wesson Ch. 9, Verse 19: After thou killest thy girlfriend, thou shalt commit suicide in front of your boss. Do unto others before they do unto you, baby!

Does Mr. Nolte's movie make you think he's a stalker?
This wasn't so much love at first sight as much as it was "completely-head-over-heels-gonna-get-her-at-any-price-even-if-I-make-a-complete-fool-of-myself" love at first sight. And it would burn for decades. Whether she loved him or not.
Can barely promote himself either.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

New word!

"Terdgid prose"

mikey said...

Um, ok. Sure.

I can't help but wonder under what circumstances it WOULD be appropriate to these frightened assclowns to talk about limiting access to firearms on any level.

When Whaling is in the news? Perhaps during major golf tournaments? Oh, I know! Valentines day.

Nations that have actually taken action to significantly alter their national firearms policy have done so after somebody slaughtered a whole buncha folks in a manner that sufficiently shocked the conscience.

Or is it the right-wing's position that this NFL linebacker needed a gun to defend himself against his wife, and thank heavens for the Stand Your Ground laws because otherwise there's just no tellin' what she mighta done to him...

M. Bouffant said...

Morbidity Editor:
Their only possible response is to scream "Politicization! Shame!!" & then take the ad hominem approach.

A classic of the genre:
Levin’s verdict? Most sports broadcasters are “really stupid people.”

“I could never stand that little hobbit Bob Costas,” Levin, author of “Ameritopia: The Unmaking of America,” said. “He’s a liberal. Looks like he’s had some face work, his hair’s been dyed. So he’s all rework. One thing these surgeons can’t give him is height. Now, I have to draw another conclusion. There are a handful of really smart people in sports broadcasting. Again, I would count Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth — there’s several others. I like [Howie] Long. I like — there are others, I can’t name them all.”

Also: Politicization? After going on & on about the nothing-gate of Benghazi? Really?

We spell turd w/ a "u." Where'd you go to school?