Saturday, July 2, 2011

W/in A Dozen Blks. Of This Location

This just in:
A man and woman were critically wounded in a shooting in Hollywood on Saturday morning.

The victims were standing outside of a building in the 600 block of North Normandie Avenue, near the 101 Freeway, at about 4:05 a.m. when a man got out of a vehicle and shot them both, according to police. There was no full description available of the attacker or the vehicle.

The victims were transported to local hospitals.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Isn't that a shit part o' town?

Unknown said...

Oh, and I take it personally that I am not considered part of SoCal aka Da Locals...cuz we are. Redneckistan is part of SoCal whether you like it or not..kind sir.

M. Bouffant said...

Marketing Editor Responds:

We define "local" as w/in the L.A.-Long Beach Tee Vee Ratings & Marketing Zone.

But you don't sound as if you'd like the 'hood.

P.S.: Where'd you think an operation like this would be headquartered? (Indeed, we bring "shit part o' town" w/ us!)

Unknown said...

I live in 'da hood'. It's just slightly north of your's is all.

M. Bouffant said...

Internet Editor:

We see you're stealing from The Divine Mr. M. now, allegedly local ('though his real qualification as "local" is that we have [once] met him in meatspace, & he used to live closer than nowhere) so maybe we'll give you a pass.

Unknown said...

Plus the added bonus of having such a fine upstanding citizen like moi hanging around like the proverbial fly on shit doesn't hurt, right?