Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Newest Disruptive Device

The pressure cooker. Needs no explosives; leave one somewhere & watch the laughs.
DEARBORN (WWJ) – Police in Dearborn are trying to understand why a pressure cooker was left in the restroom of the Adoba Hotel, forcing the evacuation of guests until the early morning hours.

The evacuation also canceled Sunday night’s banquet of the University of Muslim Association of America.
What the hell is there to "try to understand?" Someone smarter than the police put one over on the cops, the hotel, & the University of Muslim Association of America.

We just love you stupid & scared sheep. Suckers, every fucking one of you.

A dangerous looking cooker can be obtained new for about US$30.00. We advise hitting the Goodwill or Salvation Army for a used one, & then getting out there & having some fun. Enough of them & entire cities could be shut down.

2 comments:

mikey said...

Whoa.

At least it wasn't a deep fryer.

Those fuckers are literally WMDs...

M. Bouffant said...

Greasy Fatty Editor:
Alas, the necessity of an outside heat/power source cuts down on fryer weaponry potential.

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.