Thursday, August 7, 2014

Twitter War!

Nuke 'em all & let Satan sort 'em out:
In a first for international politics, the president of Azerbaijan appears to have declared through Twitter the resumption of what had been a dormant conflict with its neighbor Armenia over a plot of territory that both claim as their own.
Alright. It's as if every asshole on the planet has been possessed by Ares (Fuck your bullshit watered-down Roman pantheon.) & there's no ancient grievance that can't be re-fought. Can we blame Israel/Hamas for this?
In recent days, the long-simmering tensions in the region have begun to boil over again. Over the weekend, clashes between Azeris and Armenians left & at least 15 soldiers dead and the ceasefire that has lasted for twenty years at risk.
"Christ, what an asshole":
Azeri president Ilham Aliyev took to Twitter to declare firmly that in any conflict, it would be Azerbaijan who prevailed. In a lengthy rant, which at times referred to Armenia solely as “the enemy,” repeatedly hit on the patriotism of the Azeri people and the willingness of the Azerbaijan army to take on Armenia in any renewed conflict. “The whole world recognizes Nagorno-Karabakh as an integral part of Azerbaijan and will never recognize the self-styled Nagorno-Karabakh as an independent entity,” he declared. “The Azerbaijani state will never tolerate a second Armenian state on its territory.”
Sounds like a fucking property owner. Why don't you get off the world's lawn old man, before I cut you?

What the hell kind of world are you fucksticks running when yap-flapping like that doesn't result in the immediate & total de-militarization of any nation small enough to be run over rough-shod by a consortium of other, larger but mellower nations? Peace Through Strength!

1 comment:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

“The whole world recognizes Nagorno-Karabakh as an integral part of Azerbaijan and will never recognize the self-styled Nagorno-Karabakh as an independent entity,”

Newsflash, the whole world doesn't even recognize the existence of Nagorno-Karabakh. Is that from that elf movie that came out last December?