Friday, August 15, 2014

Today In "Morality"

Sensitive pseudo-Catholic flower Paul ("Starve Your Granny") Ryan is offended as all heck by sex,

Why Paul Ryan No Longer Watches 'House of Cards'

Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) told Parade that he doesn't watch House of Cards anymore.

Said Ryan: "I watched the first couple of episodes until he cheated on his wife with that reporter. It turned my stomach so much that I just couldn't watch it anymore. His behavior was so reprehensible, and it hit too close to home because he was a House member, that it just bothered me too much. And what I thought is, it makes us all look like we're like that."
but fucking our aging ancestors & working/poor people out of Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid & anything else that might help them while forcing poor people to sign bullshit contracts for "life coaches" w/o touching the actual waste, fraud & abuse of the military budget is as pure & Christ-like as one gets?

I'd like to beat a sword into a plowshare & then beat Ryan w/ the plowshare. Or carve a few furrows into his ass. (But that's just me. And millions of other people who are actually moral, not religious fakes like Ryan.)

Also: Parade? It's part of Condé Nast? Also too: Removed House of Cards link to corporate fascists at Amazon; fuck them.

3 comments:

Yastreblyansky said...

fucking old and poor people is OK because you don't do it with your dick. God's totally not interested in stuff you do with other organs. God is so weird huh?

Professor Chaos said...

Jeezus Christ, how many actual House members have cheated on their actual wives, and it's a fictional affair that offends him? He's got no beef with the hypocrites of C Street, but a fictional character is going to make him look bad?

I know Republicans don't really deal with reality well, but geez!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Doesn't he share a Congressional Caucus with Diaper Dave Vitter?
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