Sunday, November 24, 2013

PROFIT!!

You'd never guess w/ whom the editorial staff spent several hrs. today literally wandering the streets of L.A., not unlike wild dogs, so we'll drop no names. (Hope we weren't too disappointingly dull in the sickly white flesh, & thanks for not mentioning these lamebrain teeth we've got.)

We will take the opportunity to repeat our thanks for the fine meal (not great, & absolutely on our suggestion, but edible, w/o illness, fingers crossed, & not bad for the money.) & the drinks. (NO BOOZIN' 'scripts having expired, we're off the meds at least until we see the croaker* next wk., when he'll probably put us on something else for some other vexation, so we ended 15 mos. of sobriety.) Social drinking will be the end of us all.

Hey, wait ... meal & a couple drinks, out of sheer kindness or ??? Send up some signal rockets, let the world know: We finally got something from the effing iNternet other than hrs. upon hrs. of free (it's almost worth it) entertainment!

*Who knew, it's a specific kind of sawbones.

Or, it is us. This too.

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I spent a lot of time fishing for these, back when I managed to get myself to the ocean every once in a while.
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OBS said...

Oooh, a mystery! Was it a Canadian? I bet it was a Canadian.

M. Bouffant said...

Mystery Date Editor:
Hey Google-Bugger, why would you send an esteemed commenter like Mr. ™³²®© to the trap for one link, & that to Wikipedia? What in the fucking heck?

Damnit, we thought leaving "Un-American Activities" out of the labels would throw people off the scent. (Too many smart people still on the iNternet.)

Substance McGravitas said...

Would a Canadian corrupt the innocent?

M. Bouffant said...

Completely Guileless Editor:
No true Canadian, no.