From The Out-Box

On the sisque .. Seskwui ... 150th anniversary of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address ("Gov't. of the people, by the people, blah fucking blah" ... shut up already!! We are soooooo tired of stupid words, none of which ever mean or accomplish anything, ever. Just on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & more & more of them, & on & on & on & on & on & not one of them worth the paper & ink/electrons wasted or the oxygen & nitrogen molecules disturbed*. And that was allegedly a short address.)Pointless, therefore, e-mail just sent to the above fascist of the first water in Hawai'i:

Please come to Los Angeles soon, I am anxious to beat you w/in an inch of your horrid life w/ a sledge-hammer. I figure two smashes for each hand & foot will be a good start. And much too good for a coward like you.

It’s no stretch to assume that if Brower were found roaming middle-class neighborhoods and smashing items in people’s homes, he would find himself both out of office and behind bars. But segments of society view homeless people as less important and undeserving of the dignity of having their possessions kept safe.

I'll repeat, coward. What in the hell is wrong w/ you, & what was wrong w/ your parents?

You're obviously a complete idiot w/ some very severe "issues," as they say, & no more fit for public service than one of the mentally ill unfortunates who "disgust" you. Christ on a crutch, you rancid son-of-a-bitch, you will have no idea what "disgust" is until you realize how people feel about you.

I will be urging both the legislature of your state (What a hellhole that must be. Are you the only obviously mentally ill member, or is this common?) to throw you out on your criminal ass & the local legal authorities to arrest you for vandalism, assault & every other crime of which you are guilty (or can be suspected).

Once convicted, your colleagues in the legislature should deport your chickenshit ass to Los Angeles as if you were homeless; I'll be waiting w/ my sledge-hammer. 

And Tommy, remember who else shipped people to the East to make more "living room" for "decent people?" They committed massive acts of vandalism too. Which led to mass murder. Look up Kristallnacht, you fucking NAZI! Note the similarities between that & your behavior. Is that the direction you want to go in?

If it is, BRING IT ON!!!

And since your actions brought it up, how do you feel about Jewish people & other not-so-blond groups?

Fuck You!!

Sincerely,

M. Bouffant

Rep. Brower's voicemail box is, oddly, filled, but if it costs you nothing, please at least try to share your opinion w/ him at (808) 586-8520. The email address we used for the above, repbrower@capitol.hawaii.gov will never be full unless Hawai'i runs out of server space. (Hey, let's make that happen w/ our outrage!!)

And why should the Stalinists in the Tea Party have all the fascist fun? We're about to urge a purge by the Democratic party in Hawai'i (808-596-2980. First time we've heard a busy signal in yrs. Outrage!) which should throw this figurative bum out of office even before the Hawai'ian legislature does. (Pipe dreams, of course, aristocrats being definitionally unable to commit crimes against mere humanoids.)

More wasted electrons (not to mention the waste of whatever chemicals are involved in our thought process):

I can only hope that the Democratic Party of Hawai'i is both offended & embarrassed by the vandalism & property damage your Rep. Brower has committed (On tape yet. We are lucky most of these crazy people are as stupid as they are.) & is working to insure that Brower resigns from the legislature instantly, & is prosecuted for his crimes.

(And maybe someone should keep an eye on him. Seriously: How long do you think it would have been before he was bashing homeless people in their sleeping bags like some teen-age thug?)

This is Tea Party crap. How could you let this guy be elected on a Democratic ticket? You can't expect people to believe there were no warning signs. Making him resign & insuring he's prosecuted to the full extent of the law are the only way to keep you from looking any worse.

Just as there are clues to serial killers, there are clues to the sorts of people who are very serious about property values, but not serious about others' property or rights. One of the most glaring of these clues is membership in these sorts of things, as proudly displayed on Representative Brower's page:
• '98 - '06 Member, Waikiki Neighborhood Board 
• '98 President, Waikiki Residents Association
Word to the wise: When President-for-Life Barack Obama's Socialist Revolution is complete, such memberships & associations will be guaranteed tickets to Reëducation Camps, no "judge" needed.

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*We're fortunate to be a positive person; the unending monotony of the meaningless argle-bargle this race of idiots spews non-stop could get sensitive types a little down once in a while. That & the non-stop acts of violence against the already down-beaten & oppressed.