Tuesday, November 26, 2013

President Numbnuts Near, Bad Vibes Sensed

Had we known the Prez was to be at Dreamworks in (not really) nearby Glendale we might've gone over to scream & shout at King Chickenshit because why the hell not, but as usual we tried for seven hrs. of sleep & are just now waking up even as the sheep in Glendale stir nervously in their pens awaiting the Great Consensus-Seeking Wimp & Tool of the Corporations, President Barack "Status Quo" Obamawandered by to cover the event.

Not, alas, to cover it in shit. The manure cos. just cop right out when they hear why we want their shit. Fucking capitalist pigs, just like the President.

Hey, B.O., capitalism never worked for you, why continue to believe/insist/pretend/lie through your fucking teeth that capitalism's bullshit works for any but the already filthily rich? Jackass.

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Bill Clinton was born a poor child. Now he's worth over a hundred million.

Obama has copied his every move, hired many of the same cynical shitheads that Bill did, and even upped the ante when it comes to sucking off big multinational corporations.

I bet he thinks capitalism will pay off for him in the same way.
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Weird Dave said...

Oh, it will.

$100,000.00+ speaking gigs. Book deals. Consulting fees.
Yep, life is good for ex-presidents.

M. Bouffant said...

Vow-of-Poverty Editor:
They should be made to give their money straight to the Treasury before they enter office & allowed the Social Security maximum & no more after they leave office. If they love America they'll go along.

Yastreblyansky said...

If memory serves Clinton was still relatively poor when he left the White House and picked up that $15 million book advance in 2001. Whereas Obama has become a multimillionaire over the past 5 years on royalties from a book published when Clinton was still president. So who's copying whom here?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Well...

Clinton did hire Bob Rubin and Larry Summers first, and deregulate Wall Street.

Then when that proved to be a spectacular failure, Obama hired Larry Summers and other Bob Rubin acolytes to bail out Wall Street and do as little as possible for everybody else.
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