Nowhere to Run

Yikes! Not only did we just discover that searching our legal name leads the fucking world of fucks to our address & TimeWarnerCable landline (Is this your fault TWC?) w/o so much as a subscription fee but we found this, which is all us:

O.K., fine, public records (Why it should be public is another question. Whose fucking beeswax is it if we were born or not, let alone our mother's maiden name?) but at least make stalkers do some research & force them to pay outrageous fees for the information.