Annals Of Contempt

Just how fucking stupid do they think you are? About as stupid & exploitable as you morons prove yourselves to be every single day of your lives. (The age-old question: Who's worse, the exploiters, or the sheep who are a majority yet allow themselves to be exploited by a tiny minority? Let the Big Fucking Killer In the Sky sort them all out, we say.)

So when you get a call from V12101000100005 (80)-018-0200 & it turns out to be "Alex" & his South Indian accent calling from the "Windows Service Center" to advise you that your devil-box is chock full of malware & malicious stuff, tell him to go fuck his mother (assuming that, as a South Asian male, he hasn't already raped her) & advise him that scam artists come back as cockroaches, & it will take five to ten million reincarnations before he's worked off his karma.

Anyway, "Alex," who called at 1130 fer gawdsake (A capital crime in any civilized society!) is lucky we cannot reach through the telephone, because these osteoarthritic fingers can still strangle a punk-ass chump like nobody's business.

So, to answer to our question of yesterday,

Will there ever not be news that immediately sends me into a state of pathetic rage? It happens every effing day now. http://t.co/Pkg6XH75km

— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 19, 2013

no, apparently we will never be able to wake undisturbed again, & an entire world will pay the price for it.

All we've ever asked is to be let the hell alone, & we have done our very best over the yrs. to leave all of you fucks alone, yet day after day there is some asshole bothering us, or asking silly questions like "Do you really want to threaten to kill me during a recorded conversation?" when she & her fucking robot called to bother us in the first place. Have we no rights?