Monday, November 25, 2013

Comittment To Excellence

Good Samaritan gets his after Raiders game:Raider fucking Nation, dood.
Two people were taken to the hospital with life-threatening injuries following Sunday's Oakland Raiders game against the Tennessee Titans.

The Alameda County Sheriff's Office says a woman jumped from the third deck near section 301 at O.co Coliseum around 4:30 p.m. The section was closed to the public at the time.

A fan that [sic] was walking along the concourse about 60-feet below saw it happen and tried to catch her, but was critically injured when she landed on him.

A sheriff's spokesperson says the man who tried to catch her "100 percent saved her life." The sheriff's department tells ABC7 News they believe the woman jumped intentionally.

Both have been taken to the hospital in critical condition.

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Our sincere hope for a total & complete recovery to all, now that we've schadened our freude.

3 comments:

Weird Dave said...

Because life is just like the movies.

mikey said...

Meh.

He figured if he caught her he'd get a free feel...

M. Bouffant said...

Romance Editor:
That's a "cute meet" alright. Life is like that; movies just don't show how long healing takes.

P.S. Editorial staff is very worried, not only that y'all are both awake before, say 1000 or so, but that you're leaving comments at such unholy hrs., possibly before coffee. Careful.