Saturday, November 23, 2013

Hater's Dilemma

Which religion most deserves to lose, the Perverted Woman-Hating Mormons of BYU or the Perverted Child-Hating Papists of Notre Dame? If footsball is so fucking meaningful that you fucking sheep cluster around the tee vee for it like ... like ... oh, right FUCKING SHEEP! we assume we'll see a rash of conversions as Gawd's choice in the game becomes apparent.

If not, most male American morons have been wasting as much of their "free" time w/ bullshit as they've wasted working for someone or something else. Fucking loser-ass chumps. A real & manly gawd would already have sent meteors or another plague of locusts/Mormon crickets, or just opened the ground beneath Touchdown Jesus (50 this yr.!)& had the earth swallow the entire mess but the Great Sissy Spirit-of-Turn-the-Other-Cheek is neither real nor manly, which explains its popularity w/ the pin-dicked gun-fondling crowd. Fairies of a feather, eh?

3 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

My dilemma:

Put up a post about the War Criminal Post, which will take a lot more time and won't matter anyways...

Or post some more birdie pictures.
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Ta DAH!
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mikey said...

My dilemma.

Finish my Iran post or wait to see if they're going to announce anything in Geneva tonight.