College Football fans (Or, in our case, watchers.) will be familiar w/ the 30-sec. announcements that colleges are allowed to insert in telebision coverage of their competitions, in an attempt to paint themselves as serious institutions, not football factories.
Moments ago, while watching the Penn State/The Ohio State University competition (Bring on the meteors, comets & asteroids now: Wwipe both these corrupt athletic excrescences & their followers from the face of the Earth!) we were treated to the brand new Pres. of PSU mumbling some crap about victims, yada, followed immediately by an OSU spot in which something that the OSU Medical Center did allowed some schmuck to cut his own meat again, saving his wife the trouble. (At least it wasn't a tattoo artist saying he could tattoo football players again thanks to OSU's Medical Center.)
Ha-fucking-ha, perverts!
Gack! As we type, the PSU thing played again, followed by the OSU thing. Fuck these horrible people six ways from Sunday!
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I was a student at OSU during the Woody Hayes years - worked as a waitress at the Faculty Club. The worst gigs were the pre-game brunches for football donors, where coaches would preside and speak. What a bunch of drunken assholes.
Has anyone posted a list of the corporate sponsors of PSU, et al.
That would be helpful.
I live here in the heart of OSUland, but I root for the Eli.
;)
Fuck these horrible people six ways from Sunday! Can you do it for me? I really ain't in the mood to 'do' any of them with any implement of my choosing.
Former Drunken Asshole Editor:
Gotta love Woody for punching the Clemson guy who intercepted a pass. Check the Wiki, not his only jerk move.
Can you do it for me?
We're a little short on implements here at the moment.
We'd be rooting for the Whitman Missionaries, but they stopped playing footsball not too long after we were throwed out.
One or two nat'l. advertisers have stopped advertising on the Penn State telecasts.
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