Friday, November 25, 2011

Poetry Corner

A favorite from Willard "Mitt" Romney:
I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict,

With hollandaise sauce.

And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs—

With hollandaise sauce in hubcaps.

Because there’s no plates like chrome—

For the hollandaise.
Can you dig it?

3 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

All right, I am voting for Mittens. It's about time there was an artist in the White House.

No, acting is a craft.

M. Bouffant said...

Psychological Afflictions Editor:

No, acting is a craft.

You're being generous.

Glennis said...

Groovy, man.