Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Who Could Imagine?

Shocked, we tell you, absolutely shocked, that an intelligence service would employ a Neo-Nazi. How could that happen?
It has now emerged that the agent, who was transferred to less-sensitive work following an investigation at the time, openly held rightwing views and was known in the village where he grew up as "Little Adolf". When police raided his flat following the murder, they found a cache of guns, for which he had a legitimate licence, and extracts from Mein Kampf, according to Der Spiegel. There are unconfirmed reports that the man was present at three or more other neo-Nazi murder scenes.
What next? A revelation that pedophiles like to volunteer for the Boy Scouts?

2 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A revelation that pedophiles like to volunteer for the Boy Scouts?

Who's next?
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M. Bouffant said...

Nothing Left Editor:

Parody is no longer possible.