Too long, don't read. Shorter:
What have they done to the Earth? What have they done to our fair sister?And w/ that, we shuffle off, leaving the yout' to a world of permanent war & deprivation.
Sorry, kids, we did our best to destroy this pig society for your sake, but it can only be destroyed by itself.
4 comments:
I'm taking this to mean my gift of Snowbabies will just be wasted on you this xmas. *sad face*
Queasy Editor Asks:
Are you trying to make us ill, snowflake?
Those babies will be melted for water soon enough anyway.
And maybe you should get a more appropriate avatar for "*sad face*" comments.
P.S.: Cash is always welcome, xmas or any time.
Here's something that will probably get me banned from your blog: I like Snowbabies. I think they're really cute. Genuinely cute, unlike most tchotchke of that ilk.
À Chacun Son Goût Editor:
"There is no accounting for taste," said the woman as she kissed her cow.
Tolerance is our middle name. Hell, if there were anything embarrassing we liked, we'd admit it, just to make you feel better about yourself. But our taste is impeccable.
Thinking ... thinking ... Nope, still nothing embarrassing. Course, there isn't much we really like.
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