No help either:
Nor is a manly man worried about heart disease. How much more stupidly stupid can or will he get?Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?
Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.
Chris Heath: Why is that?
Herman Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]
Devin Gordon: Is that purely a meat question?
Herman Cain: A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.
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A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.
What the hell is up with their constant insistence that vegetables are for lady-type persons?
Shit, few foods beat a white slice with spinach, or a broccoli rabe and sausage slice.
Cain wouldn't recognize a real pizza if he had one shoved up his ass.
He's just a looking for some babe to hold his sausage.
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Stuff twirlin' around in his head, like a toilet.
Man Dep't. Editor:
We are the meat & taters type, but seeing this dope iterate it is getting irksome, although not enough to turn us into a sissy.
Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?
Whether he is deep or his ideas are thin?
The world is flat.
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Geo-Editor:
The world is flat.
Is not. Mountains.
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