WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition.
Since these petitions are ignored apart from an occasional patronizing and inane political statement amounting to nothing more than a condescending pat on the head, we the signers would enjoy having the illusion of success. Since no other outcome to this process seems possible, we demand that the White House immediately assign a junior staffer to compose a tame and vapid response to this petition, and never attempt to take any meaningful action on this or any other issue. We would also like a cookie.
If you have a White House Bullshit acc't., get busy on this. Or get an acc't. & join the literally thousands who've already signed. (Only about 6,000 more needed before 4 December 2011. Make your voice heard!!)From B&S.
2 comments:
Hey, I voted today.
I voted NO, NO, and Hell NO!
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Apathetic Editor:
We didn't. Surprisingly, there was an L.A. council election, but not in our zone.
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