Friday, July 15, 2011

Today's Dimbulb

Rick Perry:
Sure, Rick, because nowhere else on this planet is there even a concept of personal property or ownership. Only in America is a man able to own things that are his own! (Covered here, but the best part was missed!)

Today's First Runner-Up:

Mittens Romney, Constitutional Scholar.

None of you can deny that your species is incontrovertibly fucked in every hole. W/ a splintered broomstick. Enjoy your descent into the abyss, & don't come to us whining for help.

9 comments:

Hamish Mack said...

I don't own anything that is mine. All my stuff is borrowed from the Great Hall of the People and we have to go there every morning at 5am to get our stuff doled out again after we take it back at 11pm the night before.
The worst bit is having to give back the clothes. I think the Trouser Allocation Department is corrupt!!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Hasn't this dumbass ever heard of Boston Common? Shee-it, the founders' society had a lot of public property, such as the village green and what not.

Maroon!

Unknown said...

Doesn't Rickie The Hair Perry qualify yet as your Dimbulb of the month? Fuckwad should.

And BBBB is correct about The Commons.

M. Bouffant said...

Mental Health Editor:

You are upside down! Our stuff is picked up & delivered every day.

your Dimbulb of the month

We're lucky we can think in wkly. increments.

Unknown said...

We're lucky we can think in wkly. increments. Come on, don't sell yerself short..let us do that. ;-D

Hamish Mack said...

Our stuff is picked up & delivered every day.
Elitist bastards.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The sad thing is our nice young President Obama is using these arseholes to fuck us over, in the service of the very same plutocrat bosses.
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M. Bouffant said...

Prez Ed.:

in the service of the very same plutocrat bosses

'Twas ever thus. You couldn't name a decent president (Or Congress.) even through the fog of history.

M. Bouffant said...

Labor Editor Speaks for The People:

Elitist bastards.

Full employment.