Thursday, March 4, 2010

We Read The News Today. Hooo Boy!!

  1. Doctor Blames U.S. Weapons for Birth Defects in Fallujah
    Locals claim the medium-size town, where drinking water comes from a river polluted by war fallout, is home to 1,000 birth defects a year.
    Read original story in BBC | Thursday, March 4, 2010
  2. Sarah Palin Plans Second Book
    According to publisher HarperCollins, it will be a "celebration of American virtues and strengths."
    Read original story in Reuters | Thursday, March 4, 2010
What a strong & virtuous nation we are!!

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Doctor Blames U.S. Weapons for Birth Defects in Fallujah
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American Exceptionalism in action!

(Again)
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Substance McGravitas said...

America's virtues include paying me money to write a book and its strengths include shipping the book to my PAC to buy. The End.

M. Bouffant said...

Literary Ed. Hopes:

Will we be getting a review copy of your substantive opus? Or do we have to subscribe to something for a free copy?

Why are any of those damn Iraqis still alive? Between the United Snakes, Saddam Hussein & the Iranians, they should all be dead & turning into more (American) oil by now.

Hamish Mack said...

The Palinators second tome of wisdom will finish them off.

M. Bouffant said...

Black Hole Editor Types:

The book will probably finish off many Americans too (if not reality itself) in some sort of stupidity singularity.