Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Torture Never Stops

What an awful world: Earthquake this a.m.; now we must endure 88ºF weather. W/ clear skies. Spring is on its way. (Shut the fuck up, chirping birds!)

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Those birds are chirping so that you can Wake Up! and produce more goods and widgets for Society.

No shirking!
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Substance McGravitas said...

You can shoot those birds.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

How come you two get to make lots of posts, but I can't?

This seems unfair.

Therefore, I move that M.B. and Subsauce McGravytas (IF that is his real name!) be banned from the innert00bz.

For Great Justice.
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M. Bouffant said...

Funny You Should Mention It ..." Editor Smirks:

Two reasons the editorial we can spew non-stop: Neither quality control nor common sense (no meat-space social life either) & no job since August 2006.

Which leads to "shooting the birds": No gun since August 2006 either, damnit!