Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Felony Menacing

We reserve the right to go juvenile at a moment's notice, let alone after blowing most of the afternoon reading shit & typing & retyping our pained reaction.

7 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You're just trying to make it harder and harder to read the text on your blog, aren't you.
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M. Bouffant said...

Confused Editor Asks:

Hard to tell if you mock. Legible to our aging peepers, though we'll admit that we'd go for a white background (for, you know, seriousness) for the posts ... IF THE GODDAMN THING WOULD LET IS FUCKING DO IT!11!1, as the kids type.

[Note to self: OK, "content over form" sure won't work, so it's another evening sitting & slaving in front of the devil-box. Good thing we're not an advertising-dependent whore.]

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

When I use M.E. to visit yur blog now, it has a dried out lake with some background lightning (and very vague text over this, impossible to read).

When I use Firefox, it's all white and easier to read. Of course, I stopped using Firefox to read the blog, because it would kill my p.c. as your blog sucked some information out of each of the 800 million members of your blogroll.

But, of course, this is all a result of my still using the old p.c. with Windoze M.E. as a result of the wine pouring incident.

So all my browserz are antiquated, as is my o.s., and other people might be getting better millage. (And such as.)
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M. Bouffant said...

Regretful Ed.:

Damn, we hate to leave you on the other side of the digital divide that's dividing our country. No insurance or nuttin' for the drunken unit?

We'd be mortified or worse if our connection to Outside were less than it is.

[Checks tee vee listings in other window] Having nothing else to do, we may go back to the template w/ the white bg.

P.S.: If others are lucky, they don't pay any millage.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I bought the laptop out of Dell Refurbished basement, so no guarantees.

Also, I suspect I could find workarounds, or even replacing the offended part, if I tried hard enough.

It's hard to try when you got this other hunk of lead that connects to the innert00bz, though.
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Curse that damned glass of wine, by the way!

Fuckin' cabernet
On the way
No internet today
La La La Fcukin A!
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M. Bouffant said...

Cheapskate Publisher Types:

Ha, our bunker is equipped w/ all-refurbished Sony stuff. No warranty will help in an act of Gawd or accident though.

We should be as illegible as possible, to force Uras back into the 'naughts, at least.