Thursday, March 25, 2010

Free Money

Cash from an armored car gets loose, & the fucking pigs act as if it were their fucking moolah.
"There's still a lot of money out there," Kelso said. "People need* to come in and turn the money in. If they don't and we ID them, they will be facing charges."
Easy for us to type from here, but go fuck yourself, Sarge.

*Fuck you again, Sarge. For the five millionth time, English-speakers, no one, anywhere, ever, "needs" to do anything. Period.

6 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Damnit, I was busy working for peanuts at the underwriting circus.

And here you linked my hometown useless paper!
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M. Bouffant said...

From The Panda Editor:

We're still pandering.

Is there a useful paper there?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Nope.

It's a lot like my actual hometown, Washington, D.C., in that regard.
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Betty Cracker said...

Damn, why couldn't a bag of money drop on the hood of my car?

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