I Got A Right! (As Long As I Don't Actually Try To Use It)

Parasitic moochers think they can have a free ride on the backs of hard-working producers such as ourself.

Almost four in five people around the world believe that access to the internet is a fundamental right, a poll for the BBC World Service suggests.

The finding comes as the UK government tries to push through its controversial Digital Economy Bill.

As well as promising to deliver universal broadband in the UK by 2012, the bill could also see a so-called "three strikes rule" become law.

This rule would give regulators new powers to disconnect or slow down the net connections of persistent illegal file-sharers. Other countries, such as France, are also considering similar laws.

Ah, now we see. Stay off our back, leeches!