Saturday, June 30, 2012

Planet Report

Record temps set: Sweat pigs, sweat!


mikey said...

In other planetary news, everybody in the world but Bashar al-Assad got together in Geneva today and decided what Bashar al-Assad should do.

We're still waiting to hear from Bashar himself on the topic...

M. Bouffant said...

Furrin Affairs Ed.
We'll be anxiously awaiting a strongly-worded communiqué & individual statements of concern from various gov'ts.

Weird Dave said...

Hundred and fuckin' eighteen degrees in Kansas the other day.

Good thing global warming isn't real or things like that would become more common.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Still no electicity at the place where I spent the last month. Also, there's a big tree across the road on the most direct path from there to here.

As of last night, all they'd done is stretch some red tape from one side of the road to the other. Not very visible at night, by the way. I guess optic yellow is in short supply?

M. Bouffant said...

Geo-Editor Asks:
Which place? Major Kong sez his Columbus power was just restored, & we hear WV is no better.