WEB OF EVIL (& ENNUI): "In Pains Me To See Skumbags Were Those Shirts"

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

"In Pains Me To See Skumbags Were Those Shirts"

by M. Bouffant at 18:27

At last, we're really on our way. It's all well & good to have rave reviews (OK, OK, but look to the right there, no, no, up, on the very top, see? Hah!!) but it's much better to have the notice of the evil, vicious, must-be-stomped-into-paste-like-the-cockroach-vermin-they-are Others against whom we are pitted in a war for the very survival of anything that may still be good.

(Yes, pathetic as it is, we're begging to be noticed by entities that type random letter assortments like these):

I live in Boston and in pains me to see skumbags were those shirts and they have no clue who he was.

One "Muscledaddy" (We leave the Freudian interpretations to any clever eighth-grader) responds directly, & critically:

MUSCLEDADDY - January 14th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Bouffant-Hairdo,
What I said to Joe?
I’m making an exception for you - your site is the most glaring example of rambling, unhinged, American-hating screed I’ve seen outside the padded walls of Kos.
You are simply lost. I know a fellow in Hezbollah who doesn’t hate America as much as you do.
Begone.
- MD

Kthxbai!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...: He knows how to spell "salmon mousse" but not "repercussions"? Something seems fishy there.; 15 January, 2009 15:12
M. Bouffant said...: Editor Responds:

Everything is fishy around there. We didn't notice the "sammon mouse" misspelling, but were a bit suspicious, especially of the "Dam liberals" at the end.

But hey, who are we to judge?; 15 January, 2009 16:08
MuscleDaddy said...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBTsMJ4jNk

Salmon Mousse.

- MD

P.S. - My daughter and her friends gave me the name when she was in kindergarten. I used to play with them in the mornings by letting 2-3 of them hang off of each outstretched arm while I turned in slow circles.

As names go, there's nothing terribly 'fruedian' about it, but it always seems to illicit a flurry of giggles from you guys.; 19 February, 2009 15:32
M. Bouffant said...: Two-bit Psychology Editor Responds:

Given the context, it's kinda cute.

So now our only Freudian dispute w/ you is that you google yourself. We don't even do that.

P. S.: "Elicit." "Illicit" is something else entirely.; 20 February, 2009 17:34
MuscleDaddy said...: Apparently, you aren't curious about Technorati either.

It don't always gots to be 'Google'.

- "elicit".. thanks for the spellcheck - though in context, I guess the flurry-of-giggles was illicit too.

- MD; 23 February, 2009 11:17