All-American Boy W/ Cheek of Bronze

Nothing more American than bestial stupidity & ignorance.

Britta Miller / Washington Examiner:
The candy and Coke commander in chief: Trump's sweet tooth feels all-American
Ryan King / New York Post:   President Trump has bonkers theory about Diet Coke and cancer, Dr. Oz reveals

Matthew Chapman / Raw Story:   Trump Jr. laughs at his dad as Dr. Oz says he thinks soda ‘kills cancer’

Bethan Moss / The US Sun:   Trump claims soda is good for him because it kills cancer cells & jokes that Fanta is freshly squeezed, Dr Oz reveals

TMZ.com:   DR. OZ: TRUMP THINKS SODA KILLS CANCER CELLS

Zoe Engels / Mediaite:   Dr. Oz Reveals Trump's Theory Soda Is ‘Good For Him’ and Kills Cancer Cells Because ‘It Kills Grass’

Edith Olmsted / New Republic:   You Won't Believe Why Trump Thinks Diet Soda Is Good for Him

Why doesn't he get a Diet Coke® enema & really blow that colon out? Did he use Diet Coke® to kill the lawn in the Rose Garden?

Sure he's a cretinous buffoon, but he "feels All-American" to some crank named Britta Miller. Guess the Demonrats just don't eat & drink enough poisonous extrusions of corporate swill to be "real Americans". And of course that was Trump as a doctor, not as Jesus. He said so, & they swallowed it.

In the same vein:

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

Title from this classic.