Sunday, April 19, 2026

First Cult Of Christ, Supremacist

Blasphemy, sacrilege, heresy & hypocrisy, yet no one bats an eye.
His messianic glazing was also key in creating an entire cottage industry of some of
the most heretical products ever produced, including Trump-themed Bibles and, this is true,
knockoff audio books for kids in which a fake Trump voice narrates biblical stories like
Noah’s Ark (“So, there was this guy, Noah, right? Amazing guy, very successful in his field…”)
and the birth of Jesus Christ
(“One day, Mary is visited by the angel Gabriel, top angel, great messenger…”).
As I have been pretty open about my ex-evangelical past and have talked at length about the utility of evangelicalism in creating and supporting MAGA, I heard from a lot of people after the Papa back-and-forth and the Trump/Christ post. Most of the questions shared a similar theme: Is this the moment where Christians finally abandon Trump?

No.

It’s not.

And, before we get to the larger story here, a succinct reason why: evangelicals exist in a reality where they have been taken advantage of by one grifter after another who placed themselves as stand-ins for Christ as they stole their money, preached obvious heresies, and were often found to engage in absolutely sadistic and unspeakable abuses against their parishioners, including children. Trump is familiar to them. Comforting, even. His tenure as the leader of a death cult was made possible by decades of other death cult leaders and he will be far from the last one.

In fact, what we are witnessing right now is a story that has been in the works for a long time. For centuries. Now, as the American Empire begins to buckle and fall, we are likely experiencing the rise of a “new” religion. And its emergence is an integral part of the larger unfolding history of both the fall of America but also the birth of a new order.

From ebay seller JC333PHOTOS:
JESUS CHRIST PHOTO PRAYING WITH
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP JOHN WAYNE 8X10 REPRINT
Cretinous illiterate chumps is too generous a description of these absolute morons.
A) It's not a photo.
B) I don't see any of the three praying.
C) Jesus is violating the Flag Code. And what's he doing to our planet?
D) Note ♂ on J.W.'s belt buckle, & boarded White House windows.

[Dispatches From A Collapsing State]

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