Tuesday, July 12, 2022

Outbreak!

Or Outbreak?

Warner Bros. Studios Sees Massive COVID Outbreak

That's the headline. In the story, it's a "big" outbreak. The numbers? 43 reported cases. Dunno how many employees are on the lot, but that doesn't seem very "massive".

The Bros. themselves state:
Warner Bros.’ employee population ranges from 5,000 to 10,000 on any given day in North America (depending on the level of television and movie production).
This reporter will guesstimate that 43 (Called in sick? On their deathbeds w/ tubes shoved up them?) is between 1-2% of the studio workforce.

Other headlines:

Stock Up on Masks: Indoor Face-Covering Mandate May Return

Well-prepared in the bunker; still have nine untouched.

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