Wednesday, July 20, 2022

Calling All Killers!!

Hey kids, good news! You don't have to come up w/ big bucks from your loser minimum wage job to fulfill your lifelong dreams of murder & death. 

Don't be a chump like the guy in Texas who blew around US$3,000 for two rifles. $2,000? $1,500? A thou? Not even. You can get a snappy-looking AR-15 style "Modern Sporting Rifle" w/ a 30-round magazine for around US$500.00. Play your cards right & you can shoot up the gathering of your choice before the first payment. 

Quality? Durability? Whatever. You're only using it once, right?

ATI Omni Hybrid Maxx RIA P3 AR-15, Semi-automatic, 5.56 NATO/.223 Rem., 16" Barrel, 30+1 Rounds

Buyer's Club 
$474.99
Non-Member$499.99
or 4 interest-free payments of 118.75 with