Sunday, July 31, 2022

Republican Platform Up-Date

Chickenshits Offering Chickenfeed

Today being Sunday, the local House of Cracker Chickenshit should be closed, & I could wander up Western Ave. to break a few windows, or light some fires. That is, if I weren't chickenshit myself, a lazy sod, & thwarted by the surveillance society. Any location that makes it well known they're closed every Sunday is bound to be filthy w/ cameras, so no pouring a flammable liquid & trying to get & keep it lit. Molotov cocktails or a flamethrower might make it easier/faster. Hell, if I exercise my urban warfare imagination, I s'pose an RPG launched from across the street would be the best possible option. Although there may be more possibilities than I first thought.You'd think ammo for this puppy wouldn't be easy to find, but our host hands 'em out pretty freely. Not certain that's an actual explosive round, however. And you'd want an incendiary for the Chick-fil-A anyway.

1 comment:

Ten Bears said...

The $64,000 question: is it chicken ... ?