Monday, July 14, 2014

Today's Worst Imaginary Fairy In The Sky

If Gawd really loves the United Snakes, why is the wretched bastard in the sky delaying the Home Run Derby w/ rain? What a chicken-shit little punk "He" is. You think Satan would rain-delay the Home Run Derby? No, because Lucifer is not a hate-filled kill-joy. He's happy leaving people alone to enjoy themselves.

1 comment:

mikey said...

Meh. Expecting Stanton to tweak an Oblique and make snow angels in the dirt at home plate...