Thursday, July 24, 2014

Today In Vulgar Names, Slapping
& Gun Threats

Waiting for the first murder committed in a supermarket because a cretin w/ a gun thinks someone cut in front of them in line.

Or, you know, is a bitch who deserves slapping:
According to an affidavit obtained by News 2, it all started with a verbal altercation between Amy Jaudon, 43, and the Kroger employee inside the store on Murfreesboro Pike at Nashboro Boulevard.

When the employee brought out the manager, Jaudon started yelling and calling the employee vulgar names.

Jaudon then slapped the employee across the face.

The employee grabbed Jaudon and threw her to the ground.

Once separated, Jaudon threatened to kill the employee and admitted that she had a gun.

She then went outside, got a gun out of her vehicle and waved it around, threatening to kill the employee once again.


Officers were able to confirm all witness accounts by watching the incident unfold on security footage.
Seems like a perfectly reasonable, law-abiding citizen.

We call this one "Bitch-Slappin' Bitch Realizes What She's Done W/ Her Life During Mug Shot."
Jaudon, 43, was charged with aggravated assault
and booked into the Metro jail on $15,000 bond.

3 comments:

Weird Dave said...

How much meth?

M. Bouffant said...

Doesn't Blame Dope Editor:
Didn't want to be accused of being a liberal anti-white racist, but I wondered which ethnic group the poor Western Union clerk belongs to.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"The pistol is the devil's right hand."
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