Mad Michele Bachmann's Idea For The Future: SlaveryUPDATE: Sadly Corrected

Yes, the ugliest shot we could find.

Slavery today, slavery tomorrow, slavery forever! sez Michele Bachmann. Some will demur, & claim the poor dear is merely calling for indentured servitude, you know, the way of the world, but I say it's slavery & I say to hell w/ it & repugnant ignoramus Bachmann.

KCTV7 News in Kansas City reported last week that Bachmann proposed the idea of “Americanization Facilities” where the children would be put to work to pay off the costs of their past, present and futures care. In exchange, the children would also be fast-tracked on a path to citizenship. “I’m calling on all of us, Obama and Congress and everyone, to chip in and build special new facilities… ‘Americanization facilities,’ if you will,” Bachmann told Minnesota’s Twin Cities News Talk. “And we’d send these kids to these facilities, in Arizona and Texas and wherever else. And we’d get private sector business leaders to locate to those facilities and give these children low-risk jobs to do. And they’d learn about the American way of life, earn their keep, and everyone wins in the end.”

When pressed by conservative radio host Jason Lewis about what life would be like in the camps, Bachmann elaborated that the purpose would also be to inculcate the children into English-speaking American culture. “Well, we’d of course want these facilities to be ideal, you know, for the children to work and learn,” Bachmann continued. “They’d spend half of their day working, and the other half learning what every child should learn, and that’s English, you know, English and American history. And as soon as they learn English with some degree of fluency, they can attend local schools, maybe with a voucher program, or something like that. And then they could work when they aren’t in school.”

Do not for even a minute think this is limited to "unaccompanied minor children": It is the version of the future for all of you that Bachmann's pre-Enlightenment ilk (feudalists all) have yearned for since their side lost the Civil War, at least.

Can you blame them? You'll go right along w/ whatever corporations have in mind for you. Hell, certainly a majority among you must love suffering; if you didn't, wouldn't you, in this exceptional democracy where anything is possible, have changed things? Yet you all continue to bend over & take it up the ass every fucking day. Which makes you objectively as bad & as deluded as Bachmann herself. No one is innocent.

But let's read more:

Despite the hardships they already face, Bachmann argued her plan would rebound to the benefit of the children by allowing them to take advantage of job opportunities in the states. “I think this is a great way to bring businesses into the Texas and Arizona areas, and maybe other states struggling with low employment opportunities, thanks mostly to Obama’s policies,” Bachmann said. “It’s about opportunity, not just for these kids but for the American people.”

“It helps the businesses, and if we can raise fifty-thousand God-fearing, English-speaking Americans, who understand real American values, then I’d say it’s a job well done.”

According to a recent report in the New York Times, 60,000 immigrants in detention facilities across the country are already used as low cost labor — often making only a dollar a day, or being paid in credits to detention facility stores. Officials insist the programs are voluntary, but immigrant advocates point to cases in which detainees were threatened with solitary confinement and other punishments if they refused to work.

Decline & fall of the Romanany Empire: Bachmann would like the United Snakes (Your tax dollars!!) to enslave the children of the barbarians & "Americanize " them; I.C.E. or whatever is already teaching them the value of work (OR ELSE!!) if not much as much gawd-fearing as the repellent Bachmann would like. Seen before in these United Snakes of course.

Should not-for-much-longer Congress-object Bachmann be sent to a first-time education camp for a bit of history? (Schools to be avoided as well as "Indian" schools:

Anoka High School, Anoka, Minn., 1974; B.A., Winona State University, Winona, Minn., 1978; J.D., Coburn School of Law, Oral Roberts University, Tulsa, Okla., 1986; L.L.M., College of William and Mary, Williamsburg, Va., 1988.)

My utter & absolute contempt for all humanity grows exponentially.

Then I turn on the telebision. What's after exponentially?

Oh, fuck you to hell literal-minded moronic humorless leftists:

The news site KCTV7 News is a parody. Rep. Bachmann (R-MN) never made the statement.
We sincerely regret the error.

And to think I almost clicked the alleged source, a fairly obvious fake, & certainly not from an actual television station.

Now I have to hate myself as much as I despise the rest of you.