Nice to see some international competition. It's just rude of the United Snakes to be NUMBER ONE1!1 at everything.A 39-year-old Stanthorpe woman has been arrested for allegedly driving with a blood-alcohol reading eight times the legal limit.
Police responded to a tip-off about a drunk driver and found the woman behind the wheel of a vehicle on Talc St about 2.45pm today.
She allegedly had a blood-alcohol reading of 0.407 per cent.
She will face the Stanthorpe Magistrates Court on August 9 and her licence was immediately suspended* until that time.
*What? No presumption of innocence? Road to serfdom, baby.
9 comments:
blood-alcohol reading of 0.407 per cent.
writer needs to go to remedial math class.
,407 percent is really quite little.
Pfft, here in the states--oh right, snakes--that's only 5 times the legal limit.
Some folks hold their booze better than others. Personally I think most..most, mind you, females do a better job of getting shit-faced and then are able to drive home without taking someone out or getting popped by Johnny Law, than most males.
And I believe the numbers bear out this useless factoid.
Another useless factoid..females can talk their way out of these types of infractions much better than males.
My first time out after giving birth to my one and only spawn I went to a wedding reception that did NOT offer any food but a shitload of booze.
I was so hammered I did not make it home, I was pulled over and it was obvious to the cop I was out to lunch. But I turned on the tears and he DROVE me home..but wouldn't let me out of the car until the Ball n Chain came down to drag my drunk ass up the two flights of stairs.
I rest my case.
0.407 is eight times the limit? That makes the limit 0.05% Geez, what state has that low a limit? Australia...So nobody there drives legally, right?
To find the most shitfaced drunk anyone ever got I went to wikiwackypedia and read this ditty:
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In South Africa a man driving a Mercedes-Benz Vito and was arrested on December 22, 2010, near Queenstown in Eastern Cape. His blood had an alcohol content of 1,6g/100ml. Five boys as well as a woman who were also in the vehicle with 15 sheep, allegedly stolen from nearby farms, were also arrested.
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Looks like somebody leaked the plot to Hangover 3
Never Cries When Drunk Editor:
We'd get an option on that story ASAP!
Sweet-friggin-jaysus..15 sheep? You gotta link to that story? In a car? That is a great plotline for Hangover tres.
For Dusty:
Article
What a Mercedes-Benz Vito looks like. Tight fit for man, woman, boy, 15 sheep.
Thank You Willy! They mention it at the top, but it's almost like it's not that big a deal. Being a city woman I howled at your comment.
But I didn't know what a Vito was, so when I looked at your graphic I was sad that it was so large. It ruined my whole mental image of the event.
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