Saturday, December 20, 2008

A Doll's House

This photo looks like a horror movie is about to break out. What's really going on here?
Marie Osmond holds her "Adora Pink Flamingo Belle" doll (L) and "Baby Elvis Military" doll during a doll signing event at the Flamingo Las Vegas, December 12, 2008. Photo: Ethan Miller/Getty Images
The concept of the "Baby Elvis Military" doll is alien to us &, we fervently hope, to all other decent Americans as well. The JonBenet number on the left is too hideous even to contemplate.


Pupienus Maximus said...

I thought Elvira was dead!?!?!?!

M. Bouffant said...

Spooky Editor Replies:

Naw, it's Vampira that's dead. Elvira's still kicking, & owns half the apartment bldgs. in Hollywood.

We think Marie may be in Mormon limbo or something; she doesn't look too lively. Hope she's not all depressed again.