Confidence Builder

Holy crap, we're even more not-scared now. We're circling the drain, says Joseph Biden, future vice-president of these United Snakes, in an interview w/ tiny George Stephanopoulos to air Sun. Little George was so fucking excited, though, that he had to spill the beans in one of those "web-boy" things the kids have now.

Vice President-Elect Joe Biden said the U.S. economy is in danger of "absolutely tanking" and will need a second stimulus package in the $600-billion to $700-billion range. "The economy is in much worse shape than we thought it was in," Biden told me [.] [...] "There is no short run other than keeping the economy from absolutely tanking. That's the only short run," Biden told me.

That Ross Perot sucking sound has become the gurgling of a toilet about to be firmly flushed.